KOI Footwear WOMEN’S 12 Foot Kev

KEV IS NON REFUNDABLE

What beholdeth ones mind.. What allows a creature of this world to invent something like this? Many questions are raised by the introduction of this into the world, have I given birth to it, yes, but which parent ever says their child is ugly, they’re all beautiful to the parent, and as I stand here a proud father and mother, as my eyes catch Kev’s, and his smile awakens my soul, I see the most beautiful being to have ever existed. You tower over me as you stand, 12 foot, my goodness, your leg is the size of me. I can lie on you, your arms can wrap around my being, you can engulf me with your Kevness, each time I lay on you my worries are absorbed by your enormous canvas and I can sit on you as I devour my tin of beans. Is this the ultimate piece of the puzzle? The question scientists have been asking for years? Kev appears like a shooting star, and all of a sudden, with it, come the answers. We know it all now, there are no more questions left, Kev is the answer, Kev is the missing link in the equation, the end conclusion to all questions theoretical physics has thrown at us.